"it's time for the ultimate punishment” 😈 #krapopolis

”it’s called breaking news for a reason” 😂 #krapopolis

“how’s the sex?” 🤨 #krapopolis

the real reason women wear big hats and sunglasses 😂 #krapopolis

”excuse me… rectal?” 😅 #krapopolis

"you picking up what I'm putting down?” 😏 #krapopolis

”that’s why he calls it daddy grass” 😂 #krapopolis

“dad, you’re still high?” 😂 #krapopolis

"if you got invisible friends, you got to disclose that up front" 😂 #krapopolis

“you think we think with our teeth?” 😅 #krapopolis

"lying is just like strangling a man" 🧐 #krapopolis

“why the hell didn’t you lead with that?!” 😂 #krapopolis

apollo is DEFINITELY not offended 😒 #krapopolis

POV: a genie just wants friends 😢 #krapopolis

“quick! tell him the most important thing in your life is that spoon!” 😂 #krapopolis

“wait, wait! that was a really good line” 😲 #krapopolis

”twice in one morning” 😉 #krapopolis

“we are at war with every nation in the world” 😅 #krapopolis

”you’re free to visit” 😂 #krapopolis

“one of our two whole families is dying tonight!” 😂 #krapopolis