If I am ever in the front row of a comedy show & a comedian asks me what I do for work

I got upgraded to first class & I felt like a traitor to my class

My dad left us with such strong values. No valuables.

The audience is not your family, these people are rooting for you

I didn't realize I was on the lam for 16 years

Dentists have all come together to deny my insurance

A culture as big about 12 million of us, we have versions of you within it

When I'm depressed & I look at a sunset & I think, "Yeah, you gave up too"